Forget about taking your date for a drink or dinner,
RALPH.com.au has found 10 awesome date locations to get you lucky.
1. Pre-apocalyptic warzone
Think of places where the world's about to end such as Iraq, Afghanistan or Darwin. She has one more chance in her life to procreate and be made to feel like a real woman.
2. BridgeClimb
Escort her up Sydney Harbour Bridge and when you get to the top, point out the hotel room that has been booked for a night of nocturnal activities. Make sure you book the quick two-hour express climb, otherwise you'll be struggling to perform afterwards.
3. Gold-class movies
It may be a costly date after treating her to some fine wine, gourmet pizza and Swiss chocolate. Most importantly, let her pick the chick flick but make sure you pick the back row for some raunchy action.
4. Pet shop
Grab some crusty old treats from the back of the fridge and pick out a puppy or kitten as an early Christmas or birthday present. These little suckers will make her say "ooh" and "aah" in no time.
5. Ten-pin bowling
Let's face it, chicks suck at 10-pin bowling. You can be her saviour and teach her the right technique. After she's had a few drinks, she'll be the one calling the taxi for more one-on-one coaching. Strike!
6. Watch Antiques Roadshow
Emphasise this is the only decent thing on TV other than sport and she will be so bored, getting jiggy is the only option. And remember to turn the volume down, unless you enjoy listening to old Pommy farts getting semis over an 18th-century lampshade.
7. The moon
It's only going to cost a lazy two or so million bucks, but sometimes getting lucky is priceless, especially when it's zero gravity sex. She'll remember it forever and you'll remember her as that chick you took up the moon.
8. Family barbecue
To her this means you see her as a future partner and you're proud to show her off to your family. For you, it means a free meal, free piss, a swim and a happy missus willing to attend to your bedroom needs.
9. Museum
Tell her you want to show her your cultured side at a Jackson Pollack exhibition. Make a special detour to all the nude portraits, but try not to giggle every time you see boobies in a painting. Your date will have your birthday suit on the mind, so take her for a private tour in a secluded spot at the museum.
10. Concert
She'll be so happy you saved up your hard-earned coin for the past few months to get her tickets to Rihanna. She doesn't need to know that you won them from a radio station. And even if you don't score one afterwards, you'll have enough mental images of Rihanna for a few "quiet nights alone".
Jarrod Walsh and Saxon Cheng
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