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Brüno's best bits

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Before the movie, the funniest bloke since Borat bummed around the box.

Magnum Farce
At a gun show in Arkansas US – he asks a redneck, “How far can you put it [his Magnum] up the poopenschaft before it’s dangerous?” The bloke replies, “I probably wouldn’t use that up the poopenschaft.” After Brüno suggests he’s gay, he fires up, saying, “If you call me gay one more time, I’m fixing to knock every tooth out your head.”


Footballs-up
According to Brüno, “Being gay is the new coolest thing. So that’s why I’ve come to the gayest part of America – Alabama!”. His first stunt is cheerleading at a Grid Iron game, before asking running back Shaud Williams, “Do you have a message for Austria’s gay community?” Williams insists, “Yeah. I’m not gay, so don’t come looking for me.”


Psycho Psychic
Brüno visits a psychic. First, he gets him to contact dead fashion designer Gianni Versace to ask for fashion advice. Then he gets him to contact his dead lover, and says, “Can you let him know I’m wearing the special panties that he gave me?” Stone responds, “He knows.” By the end of the piece, Brüno's making out with Jonas’s “spirit”.


Beach Bums
In the final episode, the show moves to Florida, where Brüno hangs with five college wrestlers on Spring Break. They show him how to wrestle and he gets them to flash their arses. One bloke is particularly enthusiastic until he Brüno tells him he’s on Austrian gay TV. He storms off, shouting, "There's no f—kin' gay TV involved with this!"


What's your favourite Brüno moment? Let us know in the comments section below.

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