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Pommy bashing

Wednesday, June 17, 2009
RALPH’s flannelled fools sledge the motherland.

The Queen
The only Queen we respect sing “Bohemian Rhapsody”. Get your miserable mug off our money, already. Oh, and your grandkid is a ranga. Explain that.

Church of England
Call yourself spiritual? More righteous stuff comes out of Andrew Symonds’ arse on a tour of India.

Backpacker
Quick heads up – we have a thing called showers here. They even come free with your room. Give ’em a try.

British Sweet Shop
No wonder your teeth look like a fifth-day WACA pitch.

Captain Cook
Call yourself an explorer? You couldn’t even find a spare seat at a Sheffield Shield game.

What's your favourite sledge for Pommies? Let us know in the comments section below.

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User comments
WHat's the difference between a Pom and a 747? The 747 Stops whining when it gets to the airport.
Sorry to say it but those are the worst sledges I have heard. If you are going to think of any try and be more original otherwise the British woud just laugh their heads off....

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