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Sin tax for 2009 budget

Thursday, May 14, 2009
With the government planning to introduce a sin tax, RALPH.com reckon they’ve got things all mixed up. Instead of taxing ciggies and beer, Wayne Swan should scam dough through these…

Granny undies
Giant granny knickers pants are a waste of material. There should be a $10 tax on chicks undies that are saggy, baggy or pull up halfway to your chin.

Kochie’s jokes
Crap gags should be illegal before lunchtime. RALPH.com proposes the pin-striped Wanker of the Year finalist put half his yearly wage into a fund that gets distributed evenly to the pubs of Australia to offset beer taxes.

Chick flicks
Any movie where the primary topic of conversation revolves around shoes or shopping should cost an extra 50 per cent to see.

Skinny jeans on emos
Skinny jeans are a massive problem to the future population of our country. We reckon adding a few extra dollars to the price tag could fund the future reconstructive surgery those kids are going to need to their privates.

Shark nets
The added revenue raised from our imposed taxes should be used for more shark nets on our beaches. The great Aussie coastline would be a hell of a lot more fun if we weren’t pimping ourselves out as fish food while swimming and surfing.

What else should the government impose taxes on? Leave your comment below

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