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Monday, September 15, 2008

British babe Keeley Hazell is saving the world, one spectacular breast at a time

When Keeley Hazell was born in London’s Lewisham Hospital on September 18, 1986, very few mortals could anticipate she’d become the face of the chest that would make a billion jaws drop into puddles of drool.
The stunner left high school when she was 16 to take a job chopping locks and sweeping up hair. “I was a right handful as a teenager,” she’s admitted to uppity Brit newspaper The Independent. It wasn't long before she developed into an all-natural left handful as well.

In 2004, the gorgeous babe entered the Page 3 Idol comp in English fish-wrapper The Sun. Keeley smashed her opposition like she was Megatron and there were cardboard cut-outs of orphaned puppies. Then, before you could say, “What an amazing pair of breasts they are,” she was on her way to stardom.

The woman with the big doe eyes and massive... personality is so popular in the UK, she actually put out two calendars in 2007 – and they both sold gangbusters. While you can pick up a desk calendar for a couple of bucks, one suspects the unwashed masses of England weren’t actually forking out for an extra one purely because they’d filled the first with appointments (going to the soccer, drinking pints, eating shit food, letting their teeth rot, watching reruns of Neighbours).

While other English models are marrying shithouse Aussie pop stars or spilling knicker-less and drunk out of cars at 2am, Keeley is busy spreading a green environmental message. The South London sexpot has decided to tackle global warming – perhaps because she feels guilty about being so dangerously hot.

Is Keeley your favourite British glamour model? Leave your comment below

User comments

keeley is so so so so so so so hot.

Picture this fellow humans. Keeley, Gemma Atkinson, Sophie Howard, Emily Scott and Krystal all in one boobtastic shoot!! Guys, you need to arrange this for the good of mankind. Impossible maybe, but this my friends is your mission. Good Luck.

kitty lea is hotter than keeley in my opinion. both still very hot

absolutly stunning.....If as beautiful on the inside as the out then this girl has everything she will ever need.....good for her and we are only lucky that she shares her natural talent...x

Yawwwwwwwwwwn yea well they're ok I suppose but I wouldn't like to be standing behind her if she decided to turn around suddenly if you get my meaning. After all "puppies" like those turn into damn large Irish Wolfhounds when their owner gets older and starts deciding to go for a bit of a reduction and then guess what ! She looks just like every other girl you see on the street. Still I suppose while it gives those English schoolboys something to do with their spare time now that The Empire is fading into the sunset. God bless The Queen I say. Now there's a woman of impeccable character and good taste.

Ok Keeley WAS one of the hottest women on earth before she got the plastic surgery done. It's a shame that such a naturally gorgeous person felt the need to do this to keep up with the "plastics" in the modelling industry these days. You are still stunning Keeley but should have kept yourself as we all loved you.

I think Keeley is not only the finest British glamour model but arguably the finest glamour model in the world. Her body is amazing, she has a fun, outgoing personality and a beautiful face as well. I hadn't even heard of Keeley Hazell until about 2 years ago and I am grateful that I finally did see her, as she is one in a billion and it would have been a shame not ot enjoy her beauty.

Close 2nd but Gemma Atkinson wins hands down!

I saw this wonderful woman in my travels in the UK, on the cover of multiple men's magazines, each vying and fighting over her, sometimes even releasing in the same week her on the cover. Ive got her desktop keeley program (sorry guys, from a rival shoot), multiple wallpapers, and videos of, once again, rival magazine shoots and will definately be picking up a copy of Ralph mag as soon as i possibly can. I love you Ralph!!!

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