Handle with Kerr

Monday, July 21, 2008

How do you make a bikini 87 per cent sexier? Stick Gunnedah glamour Miranda Kerr in it.

Aussie superdupermodel Miranda Kerr's 2006 Victoria's Secret video diary is a stunning showcase of her ridiculously hot body, dimpled smile and bubbly personality. But the thing that really strikes you is her delicious observation that, "Every girl needs a slice of cheese."

Miranda, we've got half a pack of Kraft Singles in the office fridge that we'll share with you any day.

The diary was shot before the 25-year-old's debut as a Victoria's Secret Angel (she was the first Aussie to make the cut) and includes such other memorable quotes as, "A girl needs heels when she's in her underwear," and, “Hey! You want a pink puppy?"

We definitely agree with the first statement, especially after seeing her grace the catwalk dressed as a glacier-melting Eskimo. But we’ll probably say no to the pink puppy – unless it knows how to fetch beer.

Do you think Miranda will be more successful than Elle Macpherson? Leave your comment below.

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User comments

i think if obama was president little miranda would have a lot more opitunitys such as events

Miranda is already ahead of Elle.

Miranda is the ultimate of the female gender. Finally, after two millenia natural selection has managed to produce Miranda! Sure Elle was good for her day but there is no comprising on perfection and that is what Miranda is. Pure unadulterated pleasure.

I know that victorias secret must have been offering her pay cheques that looked more like phone numbers, but I still find it difficult to reconcile the fact that a girl from country NSW worked for victorias secret, who are one of the biggest supportes of PETA. We all know what PETA is trying to do to the wool industry and country australia.

Miranda is proof of Absolute Purrfection, mmm. Thanks to her Folks!!!

Go get retired kevin n let Miranda get the top job. atleast we might have a hot prime minister for a change and yeh she is 250% hotter than elle mcpherson and how does she look like an 8 yr old ya ***!!!

*** off kevin. Miranda for prime minister!!!! oh yeh n she would top elle any day

Who is the *** that says Miranda Kerr looks like an eight year old??? Shes probably the most attractive women i ever saw,... yeah she looks innocent, but thats part of why she is soo stunnng!!!! Who ever you are you are a ***!!!! Miranda 4 President!!!!

I think Elle HAS "The Body" but Miranda has it all. Damn you Orlando Bloom!

since when have 8 year olds look sexy. she looks like a kid!!!

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