The 50 biggest wankers in Australian sport

Monday, July 21, 2008

Win, lose or draw, these local zeroes are always first past the tosser post.

David Campese
Campo is the media's go-to guy whenever it needs a boneheaded quote about Aussie rugby. If you need a controversial comment that's totally out-of-whack with popular opinion, this turd's only a phone call away.

Ray Hadley
It's a miracle how this loudmouthed league caller fits his ego in the commentary box. The fact he makes enemies and shit-stirs the population is bad enough. The fact he's so f–kin' proud of it makes it a bazillion times worse.

John Steffenson
If this guy ran as fast as he yaps, he'd be a shoo-in for Olympic gold. Leave the shit-talking up to the Seppos, mate, or at least those who can back it up by running fast.

Greg Chappell
His younger bro Trevor copped the blame for the infamous 1981 underarm delivery against the Kiwis, but Greg ordered the low act. Not having the confidence in his brother to not get tonked for six off the last ball of the match should have had him booted from the family.

Who else do you think should be included in the sporting wanker list?

User comments

In my opinion (and no I wouldn't say it to his face because I fancy my jaw in it's god given place) definately number one spot would have to be Anthony Mundine! This guy has enough *** to solve all of Australia's fuel problems for a century and enough ego to fill the MCG. Honestly, can he possibly have anymore tickets on himself if he tried?

50 biggest *** in sport? possibly the members of the crowd who sit in the front row at the footy for example and hurl abuse and talk about how they think they know better than the coach of a national sporting team.

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