Dennis Rodman

Monday, April 21, 2008

This is what happened when former NBA champ, root rat and cross-dresser Dennis Rodman invited us to his hotel room.

You're in Australia for the upcoming launch of ALLSTARS TV.
Yep, just travelling around Australia with [Melbourne band] Juke Kartel, causing some hell and spreading the word of ALLSTARS TV. It’s all about extreme people and extreme sports.

Why hasn’t there ever been a Dennis Rodman sex tape?
I don’t need one. Everyone knows my life story. Everyone knows the girls I deal with. If I wanted a sex tape I could’ve done one with Carmen [Electra, his ex-wife] a long time ago. It’s not worth it. But hey, if I wanted you to see me f–k somebody, come up to my room and I’ll open the door for you.

You’ve said Madonna “actively tried to have a baby” with you. What would you give her out of 10 for effort?
They’re all between eight and a half and 10 no matter what. Most girls want to give it their all no matter if they’re small or large. Madonna and Carmen? They’re both 10s.