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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The A to Z of freaky fetishes.

Amazons
Whether it’s a muscle-bound babe who makes Xena look like Ben Lee, or a giant glamour who can dunk over Lauren Jackson, some blokes get the horn for women who make them feel small. As well as dominating in the sack, they’re good for opening tight Vegemite jars.

Blow-up dolls
Blow-up dolls are handy as a passenger in the front seat of the car, if you want to drive in the transit lane. Who knew people actually slept with them? Blokes worried about puncturing their lover can invest over $6000 for a more durable silicone job.

Crush freaks
Instead of killing bugs with a rolled up newspaper, crush freaks get a woman to stomp on them. But it’s not only insects in the firing line – balloons, fruit and electronic equipment can all face a stomping when crush freaks call the shots.

Donuts
American Pie only scraped the surface when it comes to the world of serious food fetishists. Anything edible, they’ll smear over breasts, buttocks and genitals. Don’t stand between them and an all-you-can-eat buffet or you could get creamed in the face.

Exhibitionism
Rooting in front of strangers gives these show-ponies a thrill. It just makes the strangers feel ill.

What's the freakiest fetish you've ever heard of? Leave your comment below.