Jersey Shore is full of tools and boobs. Trashy TV doesn't get any better.
Set in the beach-side holiday area of New Jersey, MTV's
Jersey Shore takes their
Real World concept, bastes it in olive oil, adds a heaped tablespoon of booze, sex and idiocy, then sets it on fire.
Eight Italian Americans calling themselves Guidos and Guidettes bunk down in a house on the party strip, with a spa on the roof and a fridge packed with grog.
The recipe never disappoints, as the crew set about getting laid in between drama and drunkenness.
The show made headlines after New Jersey pollies kicked up a stink, saying the city isn't like the way it's portrayed. All we know is any town where random chicks that drive past in a BMW are happy to drink next to your spa 10 minutes later is our sort of place.
Jenni "J-Woww" Farley (pictured first from right)
Jenni gave herself a boob job for her 21st. So it's no surprise when she gets them out and yells, boobs are "coming out tonight."
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (pictured third from right)
Not many chicks on TV wear a "Pornstar in training" cap while eating a pickle. But most chicks aren't Snooki. She's even said she'd change the world by giving everyone a tanning bed.
Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio (pictured third from left)
Pauly spends 25 minutes a day on his hair and owns his own tanning bed. Likes to say, "The party's in Pauly D's pants tonight!" and calls himself, "Rhode Island's best-known DJ," which is like being Wyong's best DJ.
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