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Jersey Shore tools and babes

Thursday, April 22, 2010
Jersey Shore is full of tools and boobs. Trashy TV doesn't get any better.

Set in the beach-side holiday area of New Jersey, MTV's Jersey Shore takes their Real World concept, bastes it in olive oil, adds a heaped tablespoon of booze, sex and idiocy, then sets it on fire.

Eight Italian Americans calling themselves Guidos and Guidettes bunk down in a house on the party strip, with a spa on the roof and a fridge packed with grog.

The recipe never disappoints, as the crew set about getting laid in between drama and drunkenness.

The show made headlines after New Jersey pollies kicked up a stink, saying the city isn't like the way it's portrayed. All we know is any town where random chicks that drive past in a BMW are happy to drink next to your spa 10 minutes later is our sort of place.

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley (pictured first from right)
Jenni gave herself a boob job for her 21st. So it's no surprise when she gets them out and yells, boobs are "coming out tonight."

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (pictured third from right)
Not many chicks on TV wear a "Pornstar in training" cap while eating a pickle. But most chicks aren't Snooki. She's even said she'd change the world by giving everyone a tanning bed.

Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio (pictured third from left)
Pauly spends 25 minutes a day on his hair and owns his own tanning bed. Likes to say, "The party's in Pauly D's pants tonight!" and calls himself, "Rhode Island's best-known DJ," which is like being Wyong's best DJ.

Do you think this is trashy TV? Leave your comment below.

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User comments
i love watching this show also love jerseylicious never miss these two shows
love the show never miss it .also love jerseylicious never miss it i wish they would get rid of sam from jersey shore she so boring cant stand watching her
i freaking LOVE Jersey Shore. it is the most entertaining show on Tv along with Jerseylicious i am completely devoted to the two shows and would drop anything to watch them !!
It's the best show on TV. Italian-American characters always pull-in the numbers and do well for ratings. Just look how popular Joey Tribbiani was in Friends, George Costanza in Sienfield.. Movies such as Goodfellas, Casino and TV shows like the Sopranos are classics admired and loved by many. Yes, Jersey Shore is trashy but I just love that Italian-New York Guido. Samantha is my type of girl, she's got that Italian fire and its the sexiest reality star ever !!
Jersey shore's the funniest thing on tv at the moment
Another DUMB show stereotyping Italians. YAWN!!! YAWN!!! YAWN!!!

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