Simpson, eh?

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Our yellow guest editor calls in from Moe’s to say, “D’oh!”

What's something you still want to achieve in life?
To get a raise from Mr Burns. I would be prepared to do absolutely anything except work harder or have a positive attitude.

Do you have any major regrets?
My biggest regret over the last 20 years is that I didn’t spend more time at Moe’s and less time with my family. Marge isn’t reading this, right?

Hope not. What’s been your most massive bender?
The biggest nights I’ve ever had partying were the nights my three children were conceived. I’m still in the hangover phase, believe me.

What's the key to good parenting?
The secret to being a good parent is patience, love and understanding, all of which Flanders has, so I usually dump my kids at his place.

Do you remember your first family feud?
The first argument I ever had with Bart was when that little monster pissed me off right after he came out of his mother. It’s not easy to spank a newborn, but I did it.

Were you anything like Bart when you were a kid?
When I was Bart’s age, people said I was lazy, out-of-shape and unmotivated, too – and look how well I turned out.

What's your favourite Homer moment? Leave your comment below.

Travel
The Simpsons guide to the world

RALPH TV
Pia Muenhlenbeck
Fire brigade babes

Slideshows
Rio Carnival
Year of the Tiger honeys

User comments

spider pig spider pig, does whatever spider pig does !

Homer in car sings " ..... Simpson , Homer Simpson, he's about to hit a chestnut tree ( to the tune of the flintstones ) lmfao !!!

If only we had no worries in life like Homer.

Lisa Honey, are you saying you're never going to eat meat again? What about Pork? NO Ham NO Bacon? Dad, those all come from the same animal... Sure Honey... A Wonderful, Magical Animal!!!!!!

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!" Or.... "Kid's you tried your best & failed the lesson is never try."

Mr plow!!!!! when he buy the plow truck and plows springfield

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