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Gordon Ramsay porno

Friday, June 26, 2009
Hustler has created a new porn film parodying Gordon Ramsay's Hells Kitchen, called This Ain't Hell's Kitchen XXX.

In the film, the chef with the short fuse (and that's the only short thing about him) is renamed Jordan Rams'em.

The PR for the movie explains that the sexy chefs in Rams'em's kitchen, "serve up a series of sexual favours in order to advance through his salacious cooking competition. Not only do these competitors use their bodies to get ahead and satisfy their cravings, the customers get in on the action as they indulge right on the dining room tables!"

Hustler goes on to boast, "This is hands down, the most titillating cooking show you’ll ever see!" Whether you learn how to make souffle is another thing entirely.
Lets just hope no one makes a parody of MasterChef Australia, featuring a look-a-like of the cravat-wearing critic getting down and dirty.



What television show would you like to see made into an adult film? Let us know in the comments section below.

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User comments
They should make a Merlin porno "Cumm-Alot" the adventures of Merlin featuring Gwenevere and Morgana
JUDGE JUDY it"s got a ring to it
Pirates of the Carrabian... Oh wait! they have already done that lol!
burkes backyard and the ali g show + borat (its pretty much the only thing sacha baron cohen hasnt done yet)
The News!
Definetly bambi , can you imagine the fawnication lol seriously imagine. none pornos are for people who's closest friend is their right or left hand lol.sickos
Transformers
man vs wild- bear does the natives in the harshest of environments, farmer wants a root ( farmer wants a wife), wife swap.
60 mins 2 and a Half Men... Wait, What?!
the simpsons or maybe family guy

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