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Bank robbery ends with a bang

Tuesday, April 21, 2009
A thief got more than he bargained for when he robbed a bank in Houston, Texas.

Daniel Duran told a teller he had a gun, and demanded she give him money. The terrified woman handed over bundles of cash that contained exploding dye packs. Duran then stuffed the dough down his daks, and fled the bank.

A short time later the bloke was arrested, after police found him with the dye packs exploded in his pants. He was taken to the local hospital with second degree burns to his genital area, and a serious case of blue balls.

• Should Duran go to jail, or has he suffered enough already? Leave your comment below.

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What an idiot. Really, could only happen over there. First there is the painted faces and now this. Are they for real. I say give him the maximum penalty. I bet the bank teller doesn't see the humour. They would be traumatized and suffering immensely. Yes, I say maximum penalty for this looney.
If stupidity were a crime this guy would be away for life
THIS idiot should be bulleted in front of the staff member so he knows what it tastes like. maybe if the whole world gets a lot more tougher with the laws we would'nt have dimwits like so running around . stuff him..
Ha, he's suffered heaps already....if anything, he should be treated to another 2 rounds, and let him off.
What a Stupidass, Yeah send the bloke to jail for his stupidity. Unfortunately it didnt *** his balls off so he can still reproduce unfortunately for society!

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