Chopstick removed from stomach after 20 years

The most dumb thing I have done would have to be I was at the pub trying to impress a guy (as you do) and I was sitting down and had been drinking all night. So I decided I had to go to the loo... so I got off my stool, my foot got caught in the bar that goes across the bottom of the stool and I ended up smack on my face on the floor. I didn't realise I had too much to drink until then...... I made it to the bathroom, only to realise when I got back to my chair I didn't do my zip up on my jeans, thank goodness I had remembered to put undies on that night... so now when I go out to pubs, I limit my drinks and I just wear pants that I can pull up and down and don't have to worry about buttons or zips. Makes life a lot easier! I've done worse than this of course, but it's too embarrassing to write it down.....

I use to open beer bottles with my back teeth until I cracked one and am now paying for it many years later as my teeth are wrecked!

What a load of ***, I don't believe this for a second! Wouldn't you know something was up before now? A long hard object stuck inside your stomach and there's no indication of it being there, like when you move nothing hurts? Come on!! The stomach acids would have eaten it away after 20 years, and thinking it would come out the other end? What a fool! Does he not know the lengths (quite literally) and turns etc it has to go through to come out? Our intestines are not a straight tube from stomache to ***!! And why in gods name would he do that in the first place.. moron!!

I once watched Grease 2 then ate a chocolate squirrel