World's first living grass thongs

Monday, September 1, 2008

Krispy Kreme have made the world’s first pair of real grass thongs, featuring 5000 blades of grass.

The thongs can last up to four months, but need to be watered regularly.

When the Krispy Kreme questioned over 1000 Pomgolian workers, they found 53 per cent of urbanites believe their stress levels are affected by a lack of contact with Mother Nature, so the donut makers decided to take matters into their own hands.

It might be time for the Pineapple Express boys to invent a pair of pot thongs.

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Well at least I know what sort of thongs I will see on my next Asian visit. These beat all the other Aussie theme thongs we see over there although I think customs might have something to say about getting them back in. The world of marketing constantly amazes me. If we can promote a boxing kangaroo then a Grass Thong should be easy especially if matched with the origninal Grass Skirt!

grass thongs are no more high maintenance than picking a thong out of your *** crack constantly

they look wicked!!!!! id totally get a pair!!!!

So do we use a push or ride on lawn mower for maintenance and how much dynamic lifter per blade?

I would love to try a pair. I love walking bare foot on grass, i think it would be a great feeling. Where do i get a pair

This idea is definately GROWING on me, is that what they mean by going green down under, or there's nothing greener than me???Maybe they will open a thongbarber shop for the coolest thong style in town!!!!

HOT! i want them

Lol, they are SO cool!

I think they were smoking pot when they came up with this idea!!

Are they for real? Where can I get some?! How do you mow them! Soo many questions...

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