Two would-be vigilantes went on a mission to stop local drug dealers, but ended up getting arrested by coppers for being the world's worst ninjas.
Calling themselves Shinobi warriors, the men wore black SWAT-style vests, carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks, and a bow and arrow.
Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and Jesse Trojaniak, who were arrested in a car in New Jersey, explained they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and users urging them to stop their "impure" activities and those who persisted would be stopped with "justified yet, merciful force".
According to a report on Geekologie, the vigilantes said: "first we tried sneaking around the bushes, but we couldn't because the bushes were too thick. So we went for the more subtle, just, um like hit-and-run approach, where we'd just run in there, slap (down) the letter, and just run out of there as quickly as possible."
Looks like these two dimwits should star in
Dumb and Dumber III.
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