Bloke's penis stuck in park bench

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Chinese bloke is lucky to still have his old fella still intact after he got it stuck in a metal park bench. Le Xing also suffered the embarrassment of TV crews filming the rescue operation.

The “lonely and disturbed” man told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, as reported in the UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Le Xing’s wang apparently got trapped in the hole after he became aroused. About a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to rescue the 41-year-old.

Rescuers cut off part of the bench and Xing was rushed to hospital with his noodle still attached to the bench top.

Doctors tried to drain some of the blood in an attempt to loosen his tool during the four-hour operation to free him. The medics reckon if he had been stuck for another hour, they would have had to amputate his chopstick.

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User comments

i could actually see his ***

park bench defends itself "all i wanted was to be held after sex".

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahaha omg nothin else could be said

" I know this must look bad but I can honestly say that the bench was coming on to me"

maybe he should have tried one of the other holes

Wow! That was just stupid... I mean what would be fun about doing "IT" with a park bench.

OMG.....Please tell me this is made up??!! What kind of person suddenly decides to stick his chop suiee into a park bench? Surely there must have been some bushes he could have hidden in......some sort of vouyeristic fantasy or whatever would have been a whole lot safer than slotting his noodle into a tiny hole........pity some more thought didn't go into what would actually happen when he did achieve wood status??!! I guess we can chalk this one up to experience...or lack there of??

Even the chinese has creepy forty year old men. He must have been really lonely and disturbed to do that.

Wow this brings a new meaning to the old saying of MAKING OUT IN THE PARK,Literally. Toad in the Hole ??? It takes all kinds to make the world go around !!!!

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