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Win Meet the Spartans Uncut DVD for best comment of the month

Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Seven RALPH readers will win a 20th Century Fox DVD pack containing Meet the Spartans: Uncut and Sports Movie: Uncut for the best comment of the month.

Prepare to fight... back tears of laughter with the hilarious “Pit of Death” edition of Meet the Spartans - with ruder, cruder and uncut footage never seen before. Watch the piss-funny trailer.

The producers of Wedding Crashers have released the Uncut Edition of Sports Movie which includes an extra 19 minutes of ballsy footage. This comedy tackles the funny scenes from your favourite sports flicks.

RALPH is looking for the most creative and funniest comment left in the Babes, News to Us, Big Stories or RALPH Mouth sections. So get writing and before you know it you could be laughing, crying and breaking wind all at the same time while watching these hilarious DVDs.

Meet the Spartans: Uncut is available now for rent at your local video store and Sports Movie: Uncut is on the rental shelf from July 16.

Prize Winners
K. Ferdinands SA
D Broom NSW
D Bennet VIC
C Haddy SA
R Hambly QLD
L Dalton NSW
D Ferguson NT

Terms & Conditions
WIN
Prizes for seven winners - 20th Century Fox DVD pack. Meet the Spartans Uncut and Sports Movie Uncut.

Conditions
1. VARIABLES General: 1.1 Resident of: Australia only 1.2 Minimum age, if any: None (Condition 2) Dates/Times: 1.3 Commencement time: 10.00 1.4 Commencement date: 14th July, 2008 1.5 Closing time: 12am 1.6 Closing date: 14th August, 2008 1.7 Judging time: 14th August, 12pm 1.8 The names of the winners names will appear on RALPH.com 2. WHO MAY ENTER
The only persons who may enter and be awarded prizes are residents of the place specified in Condition 1.1, who have attained the age specified in Condition 1.2 (if an age is specified in that Condition), who are not (i) employees of, or contractors to, the Promoter or any of its agencies involved with this competition, or (ii) members of the immediate family of such employees and contractors. "Immediate family" means spouse, defacto spouse, parent, natural or adopted child, and sibling (whether natural or adopted by a parent), whether or not they live in the same household as the employee/contractor.

3. ENTRANTS BOUND BY CONDITIONS
By participating, entrants agree to be bound by these conditions.

4. HOW TO ENTER
To enter, entrants must upload a comment that’s 25 words or less that features creative, humourous or original content. 4a. Entries must be: (i) the original independent creation of the entrant (ii) owned by the entrant, and (iii) free of any claims, including copyright or trademark claims, by other parties. 4b. Entries must not have been: (i) published previously, (ii) won prizes or awards in other competitions, (iii) be restricted in any way, or (iv) infringe any third party rights. 4c. It is a condition of the awarding of each prize that the winner must, if requested to do so by the Promoter, sign and return any Affirmation of Eligibility to Enter, Ownership of Entry, Release and Compliance statements provided to the winner by the promoter. The failure to return the signed statements will result in the entitlement to the prize being forfeited and the selection of another winner.

5. LIMITATIONS ON ENTRY
There is no limit to the number of entries per entrant.

6. DURATION
This competition commences at the Sydney time and date specified in Conditions 1.3 and 1.4. Entries must be received by the Sydney time and date specified in Conditions 1.5 and 1.6.
At the time and date specified in Conditions 1.7 and 1.8, the judges will choose one winner as the entrant with the most creative and original response to the question asked or content that’s related to the article. Chance plays no part in determining the winner. The promoter reserves the right to disqualify any entrant submitting an entry which, in the opinion of the promoter, includes objectionable content, including but not limited to profanity, nudity, potentially insulting, scandalous, inflammatory or defamatory images or language. The judges' decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.

8. PRIZE
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th prize is Meet the Spartans Uncut DVD and Sports Movie Uncut DVD = $60 for each prize Total Prize Pool worth $420 and is open only to Australian and New Zealand residents All prize items are valued inclusive of GST and the Promoter takes no responsibility for any variations in item values. The prize is not transferable, exchangeable or redeemable for cash. In the event of that any prize item is unavailable, the Promoter reserves the right to substitute a prize item of equal or greater value. Any taxes (other than GST, if any) which may be payable as a consequence of a winner receiving the prize are the sole responsibility of the winner.

9. NO QUALITY, ETC, REPRESENTATIONS/EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY
The Promoter makes no representations or warranties as to the quality/suitability/merchantability of any of the goods/services offered as prizes. To the extent permitted by law, the Promoter is not liable for any loss suffered or sustained, to person or property and including, but not limited to, consequential (including economic) loss by reason of any act or omission, deliberate or negligent, by the Promoter, or its servants or agents, in connection with the arrangement for supply, or the supply, of any goods or services by any person to the prize winner and, where applicable, to any family/persons accompanying the winner. The winner and his or her guests must sign and return any liability release provided by the Promoter and/or its contractors as a condition of the prize being awarded. A winner and any guests under 18 years must be accompanied by a parent or guardian who signs any liability indemnity provided by the Promoter as a condition of the prize being awarded. Failure to return the signed releases and indemnities will result in the entitlement to the prize being forfeited and the selection of another winner. This clause does not affect, and is not intended to affect, any rights a consumer might have, which are not able to be excluded under applicable Australian consumer protection laws. To the fullest extent permitted by law, any liability of the Promoter or its servant or agents for breach of any such rights is limited to the payment of the cost of having the prize supplied again.

10. WINNER NOTIFICATION AND PUBLICATION
The winner will be notified by mail and may also be notified by telephone and/or email, using the details provided in their entry, and the name and suburb of the winner will be published as specified in Condition 10.

11. OWNERSHIP OF ENTRIES
All entries become and remain the property of the Promoter.

12. INTERNET
If for any reason this competition is not capable of running as planned, including infection by computer virus, bugs, tampering, unauthorised intervention, fraud, technical failures or any other causes beyond the control of the Promoter which corrupt or affect the administration security, fairness, integrity or proper conduct of this competition, the Promoter reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual who tampers with the entry process, and to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend the competition. The Promoter assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorised access to, or alteration of, entries. The Promoter is not responsible for any problems or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines, computer online systems, servers or providers, computer equipment, software, failure of any email or entry to be received by the Promoter on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any Website, or any combination thereof, including any injury or damage to participant's or any other person's computer related to or resulting from participation or downloading any materials in this competition. CAUTION: ANY ATTEMPT TO DELIBERATELY DAMAGE ANY WEBSITE OR THE INFORMATION ON A WEBSITE, OR TO OTHERWISE UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THIS COMPETITION, MAY BE A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, WHETHER SUCCESSFUL OR NOT, THE PROMOTER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO SEEK DAMAGES TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

13. PROMOTER
The Promoter is ninemsn Pty Ltd, ABN 33 077 753 461, Level 7 Tower Building, Australia Square, 264 George Street, Sydney NSW 2000.

14. ENTIRE CONDITIONS
These conditions constitute the entire agreement of the parties relating to the entry and the conduct of the competition.
User comments
Lady Luck is smokin..... she looked so good in your mag and i reckon she seems really cool on the footy show not like one of those too good chicks. Lets hope lady luck is on my side. by the way your mag always rocks
skiny? gotta find some nutritious that make yo *** so thick and delicious
Jade Sutcliffe the Lady Luck on the Footy show is one of the cutest girls i have seen in your mag and i would love to see more of her. Not only is she smoking hot but she seems really cool, i watch her on the Footy Show every week and have been waiting for a mag spread to come out so .... THANK GOD FOR RALPH!!!
I could really get down and dirty with her bulbs and I'd say her petals would soon open to some loving fertiliser. Especially if it was applied with the right tool. Maybe she'd need to be tied back to produce the right effect. I can imagine her spread out, perhaps to some sort of erection, and would think she'd be a very appealing target for other birds that might frequent my garden bed. I'd naturally have to oil up some of my tools and be careful not to bruise her tender parts as I manipulated the hole and made sure the roots were perfect.
Laffinn fartinn spartinn, This is how it really was before historians screwed with it. Watch as they pull weapons from their arsenal.
Shapoopy shapoopy
One Part gross Two parts Hilarious Three parts Brillant and Mostly Outragous fun.
What a street party it would be if these characters moved into your suburb. Spice is certainly the variety of living and provides amusing anecdotes of life.
I know something else that can be kicked into the pit of death... most of these stupid comments.
Scented candle ... sh_t, sorry I panicked and wrote the first thing I could think of.

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