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Monday, April 7, 2008

A Pommie man went crazy in a packed London restaurant and cut off his schlong with a knife.

Although the man aged between 30 and 40 years-old is in a stable condition, there will be no more happy endings as surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

The crazed man walked into the Zizi restaurant on The Strand and tried to enter a kitchen, where members of staff stopped him.

"He ran into a second kitchen area, picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself,” as reported by a Metropolitan Police spokeswoman on the BBC website.

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