Nun on the run
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
A nun gets into the cab and notices that the driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks what the problem is. The bloke replies, “I have a confession to make but I don't want to offend you.”
The nun says, “I'm sure there's nothing you could say that I would find offensive.”
The cabbie says, “Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
The nun tells him, “Well, let's see what we can do about that: But you have to be single and you must be Catholic.”
The excited cabbie says, “Yes, I'm single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun then fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the driver starts crying. “My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.”
“That's OK,” the nun says. “My name is Keith and I'm going to a fancy dress party.”
Sent by Jacob, via email
