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Friday, November 21, 2008

An older man married to a much younger woman was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. He went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex, that way he’d last longer.
One day as 5pm rolled around, he got a call from his wife saying she was very horny. On his way home, he remembered what the doctor said and decided to jerk off before he got home.
"Well I can't do it in the car,” he thought, “but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing it." So he got under the car, closed his eyes and got busy. A few minutes later, there was a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he didn't open his eyes, but just asked, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" came the reply
"Well officer, I'm checking my axle. I think it’s come lose," said the old man."Well mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes. Your car's two blocks down the road and crashed into a tree."

Adam, via e-mail