Me Tarzan, you pain
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Jane is getting to know Tarzan a bit better and asks him about his sexual history
"Tarzan only ever have sex with hole in tree," he says.
"Oh Tarzan," says Jane, "You have it all wrong! I'll show you the proper way to have sex."
With that, she removes her clothes, lies back on the ground and parts her legs in front of Tarzan. You've got to pop it in here," she says, pointing to the appropriate area to assist the jungle-dweller.
Tarzan looks puzzeled for a moment, and then gives Jane an almighty boot in the front bum.
Writhing in pain, Jane cries, "What the hell did you do that for, you stupid idiot?"
"Tarzan check for bees first," he says.
Christian, via e-mail
