Moaning Wife
Monday, April 28, 2008
A man asks hiswife why she never moans when they're making love.
"I didn't realise that you wanted me to," she says.
"Yeah," he replies. "It'd be quite a turn-on if you did," "OK," she says, "I'll try."
A few days later, they're making love and the wife remembers her promise to her husband. Just as she's about to orgasm, she yells out, "When are you going to fix that fence? The garage needs painting and you really need to get a haircut!"
Ian, via e-mail
