Gong but not forgotten
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Following a night out with a few mates, a bloke decided to invite his friends back to show-off his new flat.
After the grand tour, his guests are rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
"What's the big brass gong for?" one of them eventually asks. "Why, that's my speaking clock," the host says, giving the an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hamer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screams, "For f-k's sake you dick, it's twenty to three in the f-king morning!"
Grant, via e-mail
