Redhead
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible," said the doctor, "show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doc said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor replied. "Your finger is broken."
Proud Blondie, via e-mail