Nicknames
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Three women are talking about their nicknames for their husbands. The first says, "I call my husband the dentist because no one can drill me like he does."
The second says, "I call my husband the mine because he's got a big shaft."
The third frowns and says, "I call my husband the postman because he comes early and usually sticks his delivery in - the wrong box."
Jamie G, via e-mail