A poor drunk
Friday, March 28, 2008
A bloke walks into a bar, orders two schooners of New, Jack Daniel's and Cokes and two shots of tequila, and then he downs the lot.
Next he orders two schooners of Cooper's, two vodka and lemonades and two shots of Sambuca and does the same again, swaying at the bar a little now.
"I shouldn't be drinking in my condition," he says to the barmaid.
"Why's that?" she asks.
"I'm broke," replies the bloke.
Sal, via e-mail
