Peter Doherty
Friday, March 28, 2008
Pete Doherty staggers up to the host of a booze fuelled party and asks, "Do you have some green toilet paper that says, 'F-k you'?"
The Host, stunned, answers, "Of course I don't have any green toilet paper that says, 'F-k you'."
"Thought so," says Pete. "In that case, I'm sorry. I think I just wiped my arse on your parrot."
Lilly, via e-mail
