Party Boy
Friday, March 28, 2008
The day after attending a party for his boss, the life of the party is nursing a hangover and asks his wife, "What did I do?"
"Well, as usual, you made a dick out of yourself in front of your boss," replies his wife. "Well, piss on him," answers the husband. "You did," says the wife, "and he fired you."
"F-k him," says the husband. "I did, and you go back to work on Monday."
Striker, via e-mail