The hooker
Thursday, March 20, 2008
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, "I must confess, darling - I was a hooker!"
He says, "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it."
She replies, "Well, my name was Nigel and I played for Wests!"
Nugget, via e-mail
