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Friday, November 28, 2008

Four blokes are playing a round of golf. They’re on about the third hole when the first guy says, “What did you have to do to come golfing?”
The second bloke says he had to do some yard work. The second guy asks the third bloke what he had to do.
The third guy says, “I had to do dishes.” Then third bloke asks the fourth bloke, who says, “I had to clean the house.”
By time they get to the 17th hole when they figure out they never asked the first guy. He tells them, “All I had to do was wake up and say golf course or intercourse.”

Bernie, via email