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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Three daughters were getting married, but their family was so poor they all had to get itched on the same day and have their honeymoon at home.

That night, the mum was walking through the hall when she heard screaming in her oldest daughter’s room. Then, in her middle child’s room she heard loud laughing. When she reached her youngest child’s room, though, she heard nothing.

The next day at breakfest all the mother turned to the oldest girl and asked, "Why did I hear screaming in your bedroom?"

The daughter thought about it for a minute and said, "Mum, you always taught me to scream when I was in pain." The mother then asked the middle child, "Why did I hear laughing in your room last night?"

The girl said, "Mum, you always taught me to laugh when I was being tickled." The mother thought about that and nodded. Then she turned to the youngest daughter. And asked, "Why didn't I hear anything in your room last night?"

The daughter quickly replies, "Mum, you always told me never to talk with my mouth full!"


Matty B, Perth