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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

A devout Muslim man was seated next to an Australian bloke on a flight from Dubai to Melbourne. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke. The flight attendant then asked the holy man if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." Shocked, the Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said: "Me too... I didn't know we had a choice."
Baz, via e-mail