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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

A little old lady in her 80s slowly enters a sex shop. She shakily hobbles to the counter, grabs it for support and asks the sales clerk, "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddildoss?" The clerk replies, "Yes, we do have dildos." The old woman then asks, "Ddoo yyouu hhave aaa ppinkk one, 10 inchesss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss ththiiickkk?" The clerk reponds yes, "Yes we do." The old lady looks at him and says "Cccannn yyoouuu tttelll mmeee howww tttoo tturrrnn ttthe farkkkingg ttthingg offff?"
Pauly, via e-mail