Wad of Cash
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
A man walks into a tattoo parlour and says he'd like a $100 dollar bill inked on his dick. "I'll do it for free if you tell me why," says the tattoo artist. They guy says, "One, I like to keep my money in my pants. Two, I like to watch my money grow. And three, I want to see how fast my wife can blow $100."
Dangerman, via e-mail
