A devout Muslim man was seated next to an Australian on a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the holy man if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
Shocked to hear this, the Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said:
"Me too ... I didn't know we had a choice."
Baz, via e-mail
