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Bar nuts
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, "Hey guy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants."
The guy replies "Yeah I know. It’s driving me nuts!"
Bar bites
A guy walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her.
He says "Would you like to dance?" and she replies "I really don't like this song. And even if I did I wouldn't dance with you."
To which the guy replies, "I don't think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants."
An Englishman, American and Irishman
An Englishman, American and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them their beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.
The Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, "That's disgusting."
The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.
The Irishman pulls the fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, "Spit it out you bastard.”
