Russell Brand's 10 funniest jokes

But he's still a funny bastard, so here's 10 of his funniest gags.

• "No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years."
  
  
• "I would define my looks as a Victorian Childcatcher. Or an S&M Willy Wonka who likes to use a riding crop on his own leg in his spare time."
  
  
• "We English have a different grasp of language. You say truck, we say lorry. You say elevator, we say lift. You let people die on the streets, we have the NHS.” (At the 2009 MTV music awards.)
  
  
• "When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things."
  
  
• "Even as a junkie I stayed true to vegetarianism - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox."
  
  
• "I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no. But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One". And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time."
  
  
• "I really like L.A. I'd heard it was a superficial and vacuous place and astonishingly, I fit right in."
  
  
• "To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard."
  
  
• "I will only fart in front of a woman once I've made her orgasm. Not immediately after, that would be disgusting. But I think if you take the good you should be prepared for the bad."
  
  
• "When I was 11, I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia."