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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Babes behaving badly - Chicks of the trade

Power up those tools, blokes – these babes are to DIY for

Meghan / 23
is a student and promo model who reckons a big screwdriver is a necessity

Estelle / 18
is a receptionist who likes fast drilling but wants the cement to mix slowly

Serina / 21
is a model who knows how to power up in sexy uniforms

HAVE you ever walked past a worksite and had all the blokes whistle at you?
Serina: Yes. A guy nearly fell off his scaffolding while doing so.
Meghan: Boys always make a fuss over me and my friends. We laugh. It’s nice to feel appreciated. I look at it as a compliment.
Estelle: My little sister and I walked past a worksite and they were all whistling. One of the guys yelled out, “How old’s your sister?” She got so embarrassed but you could tell she liked the attention. We just laughed and kept walking. I don’t have a problem with them whistling. It’s nice to get a compliment now and then.

Have you ever whistled, hollered or given a long-distance thumbs-up to a hot bloke?
Serina: No, it usually happens the other way around.
Meghan: Driving in my car with my sister the other day we spotted a hot boy walking past so we beeped the horn and gave him sexy smiles and nods of approval.
Estelle: Way to go! I’ve done it, too, but I’m never alone. It only happens when I’m with my girls and when one yells we all yell just for the sake of it. It’s fun.

Is it ever acceptable for a guy to approach you like that? Maybe if he whistled first, then followed you down the street to say hello?
Meghan: It’s best if the guy resists the urge to wolf whistle. If maybe he bought me a drink and introduced himself he’d have more of a chance of me going home with him.
Serina: If a guy whistles, it should be left at that. Having the confidence to actually come say hello to you would be far more impressive than a wolf whistle.
Estelle: If he starts with a compliment – like a whistle or yelling something out – you never really pay attention. You know, you don’t want to turn around and encourage it if he’s just being rude or acting like a weirdo. I’d prefer if he came up to me, maybe after the whistle, and introduced himself. Guys with confidence are so sexy. That’s how you get a chick – be gutsy.

If you managed an all-babe worksite, how would you run things?
Estelle: Mine wouldn’t be all-female. I’d still employ men for digging, lifting and getting dirty jobs that we ladies would prefer not to do. But the male employees would have to be hot, too. And we’d all get to have a say during the job application interview process. Only the hottest would get the jobs.
Meghan: On my worksite there’d be lunch breaks, of course, but also breaks for other important things, like lip-gloss application to prevent chapped lips, breaks for sunbaking – everyone knows boys get the best suntans on a worksite. Then we’d finish our days with a cool glass of champagne while we soap each other up and get nice and clean.
Serina: I’d have a sexy uniform policy and allow my girls to wolf whistle at any hot guys that walk past. I bet they couldn’t handle it like we do.

Are you handy with tools?
Estelle: Of course I am. Every girl is handy when you have all the right tools of the trade.
Serina: Let’s just say I know how to power them up.
Meghan: I know the basics. I can screw – that’s the most important thing.

What’s the most important tool a man should have in his belt?
Meghan: Every boy needs a good screwdriver – the bigger the better.
Estelle: I’d have to agree there. It’s a basic tool everyone uses. It’s also important to note there’s a lot to learn about technique and that’s a key ingredient if you want to get the job done right.
Serina: Absolutely. A man should have a decent set of tools in his belt and it’s highly important that he’s trade-qualified to use them.

What power tool best relates to how you like it in bed?
Serina: A heavy duty angle grinder, but it can be dangerous due to the high rpm involved and the sparks that fly as it cuts and grinds. Safety goggles recommended!
Meghan: An electric drill. I’m very intense and I need a good spark to set me off.
Estelle: I don’t think I can choose just one. Sticking to one thing is boring. Sorry to break the rules but I have to say the electric drill for a fast finish, and a cement mixer for a nice slow and steady roll toward the perfect end result.

What’s the biggest DIY project you’ve ever accomplished?
Serina: I’ve got a bit greasy working on my car before.
Estelle: I’ve accomplished a lot of tradie projects. My dad used to buy and renovate houses and I’d help because I love to get my hands dirty. It’s so sexy when a girl can do a man’s job.
Meghan: My man was putting a new door up a few weeks ago at his mother’s place and decided to show me how to screw a door hinge on. I was finding it really difficult to screw until he realised I was screwing the bolts in backwards. Apparently it’s righty tighty and lefty loosey.

Tell us your ultimate tradesman fantasy.
Serina: It would have to be the scenario from Desperate Housewives where the hot, young lawnmower guy comes over all sweaty, wearing no shirt and is seduced by the sexy housewife.
Meghan: I love my boys to come home really dirty. A hot and sweaty concreter could come concrete my driveway any day. I would ask him to pour his cement all over my desired area.
Estelle: The fantasy is interchangeable but the centre of attraction is definitely a builder. There’s nothing sexier than a hot, sweaty bod with a tool belt hanging around the waist while he’s working hard, all hours of the day – until I interrupt him.