A bloke was bothering a waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was hot. Then he asked for it to be turned down as it was too cold.
A nun gets into the cab and notices that the driver won't stop staring at her.
Anna lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but she didn't know anyone.
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one night, when the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
The Melbourne International Comedy Festival starts tomorrow and runs until April 26. To get your funny bone primed, we’ve got the funniest gags by the 10 funniest blokes there.
Garry had been asking the hottest girl in town for a date. One day she finally agreed to go out with him. Gaz took Jenny to a nice restaurant and bought her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. But the busy bartender decides to serve the guy the first scotch he can find
Two men who were waiting at the Pearly Gates struck up a conversation with one another.
Jill always falls asleep in Bible class. One day the teacher noticed she was sleeping, and asked her, "Who died on the cross for our sins?" Her friend poked her in the back and she yelled out ”Jesus."
A man who's been married for 10 years asks his wife.
An old couple went to the doctor and asked him, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse
Four blokes are playing a round of golf. They’re on about the third hole when the first guy says, “What did you have to do to come golfing?”
An older man married to a much younger woman was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. He went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex, that way he’d last longer.
Three daughters were getting married, but their family was so poor they all had to get itched on the same day and have their honeymoon at home.
What do you have if you have nuts on your wall?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
spewing.
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession, before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting."
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
