Kyle Sandilands

Monday, August 17, 2009

We whacked the lie detector on shit-stirring shock jock Kyle Sandilands and found out he hates being called a wanker.

HOW awesome did your missus Tamara look in a last month?
I love it. The shoot was great. I did warn her about the interview, though. I said, "It's RALPH. They'll shift most questions towards sex."

You won our Wanker of the Year award in 2008. Fair call?
No! I was so f–ked off. I don't usually care much about stuff, but that really pissed me off. For about three days I was like, "They're dead men!" My grandmother was like, "I can't believe people hate you more than Osama Bin Laden."

What are parties like at your joint?
Everyone will eat, drink, laugh, music will be way too loud to enjoy and everyone gets more and more wasted. The girls strip to their bras and panties and dirty dance on the coffee table. And I sit there smoking a big bong-looking pipe thing like some filthy old guy on an Asian sex tour. You'll have to come around.

What's up with you wanting Tamara to do a Chinese voice in the bedroom?
A couple of years ago, out of the blue, she turned to me after sex and said, "Two out of 10." Which is like a stab in the heart. So I thought I'd pick up my game and introduced a few bedroom characters. Most of them she hates.

Like your dodgy Indian character she told us about. What kind of things do you say to her in this voice?
Terrible filthy things you can't even print. All said with a f–king towel wrapped around my head. The whole thing is completely politically incorrect.
Santi Pintado

Check out the full story in RALPH'S September edition

Check out the full story in RALPH'S September edition

Would you go to one of Kyle's parties? Leave your comment below.

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Kyle must thank his lucky stars getting to lay into a babe like Tamara every night of the week. She's gorgeous. Him.. not so gorgeous.

I would prefer a party with a screw driver or a hammer or really any other tool than Kyle Sandilands.

he will get his come uppance

Maybe it would be good to go to one of his parties and show Tamara a 10 out of 10 experience! Move over fat boy!

Why is this maggot allowed to have public air time on either the radio or television? His intelligence obviously doesn't allow him to go beyond calling names and being nasty. At least Magda has talent. Kyle, this is a case of the pot(gut) calling the kettle fat. Crawl off somewhere.

I think sandilands being a modern baypolar sufferer finds the oportunity to make funn of others by not be able to look of him self, he must not have a miror to see in it, poor kyle!!!!! go stay somewhare on a desert and cary on your back a consola for comunication with the rest of the globe. and keep singing lalalalalaalalalaaaaaaaaaaa. Get Lost

This seems like the proverbial pot calling the kettle black......where the hell does Kyle get off making comments about others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDNT THROW STONES.......Maybe Kyle needs a good beating from the radio station who allow absolute idiots like him have a go at others who have tried to make changes....LOOK at Yourself Kyle....youre a joke.......no sense of propriety whatsoever.........stop having a go at people.....you think you smart but HELLO!!!!!!!some of us think you a ***!!!!!!!!!

Whens the next party i carnt wait I'll bring the rat killer and put it in his drink

kyles comments on magda proves his mouth is not in tune with his wallet . We need a reduced *** sized diet of Kyle. the less you absorb the smarter you become.

i LOVE kyle man! i would be at one of his parties for sure! i

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