Former sex and drug addict Russell Brand still has plenty of Aussie hotties on his to do list.
Has the pantsman rep hindered your love life or enhanced it?
It does both. It might prevent the kind of women you might one day marry – they might get irritated by the endless tumult, the constant torrent and storm of ongoing
sexual desire and activity. Occasionally I’m looked upon as a tourist attraction and it becomes a bit impersonal, with women just prodding at me, with fingers like chopsticks, with no consideration of my needs.
When was the last time you had a threesome?
I don’t know, but I try not to let too long pass otherwise it can be difficult. Like any
sport, you need
to be in constant training.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on acid?
I loved acid, because I really enjoyed having reality
dismantled. But I never really saw, like, a giraffe come in the room dressed as an Arab. Though once I thought there were ants all over the floor, but then it turned out we just had a load of ants all over the floor. But it seemed worse because
I was on acid. I was worried what the ants might be thinking.
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you during sex?
I accidentally put on an American accent. It’s never happened since and it will never happen again.
I don’t know what came over me.
When was the last time you wore women’s underwear?
It’s been a while. I might put some on now. [
Calls across room] Laura, can I borrow your knickers? Just a second, here come some knickers. Here, I’m wearing some now, but they’re on my head. I look like a kinky little chef.
Ever had sex with an Australian?
Yes, loads. Have you ever been to
London? They’re everywhere.
Are there any famous Australian women you’d like to root?
Loads – name them and then just put yes next to their names and we’ll save a couple of minutes of our time.
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