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Monday, September 15, 2008

Program this playlist and you’ll be an iPod sex god.

Foreplay
Let's Get It Started
Black Eyed Peas
We’d love to, but we just pictured Fergie in a short skirt and we’ve finished already.

Time For Business
Business Time
Flight Of The Conchords
Only problem with this song is you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t be able to focus.

Solo
Turning Japanese
The Vapours
The perfect solo song, considering we love Japan and we’re great at self-love.

Quickie
The Simpsons theme song
Danny Elfman
Get your end away, then tuck into a pizza while you laugh with Homer.

Instructional
Push It
Salt N Pepa
Lesson one: Push it. Push it real good.

Romantic
When A Man Love A Woman
Percy Sledge
Note: If you choose the Bryan Adams version you’re a sick puppy.

Kinky
Closer
Nine Inch Nails
Trent Reznor wants to f–k someone like an animal. We think that’s illegal, actually.

What are your favourite shagging songs? Leave your comment below