Three daughters were getting married, but their family was so poor they all had to get itched on the same day and have their honeymoon at home.
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession, before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
A man walks into a tattoo parlour and says he'd like a $100 dollar bill inked on his dick.
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. He starts eating the beer nuts at the bar and he hears a voice say, "Wow! You look great tonight!" ...
