Anna lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but she didn't know anyone.
One day there were two hunters out in the woods hunting. Their names were Bob
and Jim. Jim accidentally shoots Bob. Panicking, Jim uses his mobile phone to call
000.
Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
A man dressed in painters' overalls walks into a hardware shop and asks for a bottle of methylated spirits. The owner of the shop eyes him suspiciously.
A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, "I must confess, darling - I was a hooker!"
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.
A little old lady in her 80s slowly enters a sex shop.
