A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. But the busy bartender decides to serve the guy the first scotch he can find
Jake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face.
A Sky News photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the local airport to
charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern, where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."<
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini. After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double martini.
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an itch in the groin area.
A truck driver is driving through the bush when he hits something, so he gets out to find there's a pig wedged between his 'roo bar and his truck.
