A 254kg American bloke smuggled a pistol into two jails by hiding it in his rolls of fat
A Scottish tourist in New Zealand had his passport knocked off, by a pesky parrot with a reputation for causing trouble.
Here's more proof Hef has the best job in the world.
The launch of the 2009 RALPH Australian Swimwear Model of the Year contest and calendar.
Pakistani screws have caught 37 inmates hiding mobile phones concealed inside their bodies.
We just can't get enough of those gorgeous pit lane honeys. Even with roaring FI and Indy cars screaming down the track, the sexy grid girls are worth keeping your eyes on.
After the first Playboy golf hotties slideshow proved to be more popular than a Krispy Kreme tray served to the The Biggest Loser contestants, RALPH is teeing you up again for another dazzling round.
Even the promise of delicious beverages at the 19th hole isn't enough to disguise the fact golf's as boring as quality time with your oldies.
Custom officials in Norway arrested a woman for trying to smuggle a kilogram of cocaine hidden under her wig.
A Russian priest is fuming after being tricked into giving a sacred blessing to a strip club.
A Pommie man who speaks fluent Cantonese is adored by millions of teenage Asian girls with his Canto-pop songs.
A Pommie man went crazy in a packed London restaurant and cut off his schlong with a knife.
