A nun gets into the cab and notices that the driver won't stop staring at her.
Three women are talking about their nicknames for their husbands. The first says, "I call my husband the dentist because no one can drill me like he does."
The head nun tells the two new nuns they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
A devout Muslim man was seated next to an Australian on a flight from Dubai to Melbourne...
