After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one night, when the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
An older man married to a much younger woman was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. He went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex, that way he’d last longer.
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything.
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
