A lap dancer turned nun is to perform a religious dance in front of Roman Catholic cardinals and bishops.
When a prisoner escaped a US jail, he left behind a rose made of dunny paper for the warden because he felt sorry for busting out.
An Eastern European man lodged a written complaint to a Romanian consumer watchdog after getting drunk on only one beer.
Two Seppo primary school boys have invented a pair of underpants that prevent wedgies from school bullies and drunken mates.
